Gemma🥀

vage-table:

sixpenceee:

Horrible thought of the day: Cockroaches can walk on ceilings, but the especially big ones have a difficult time, which means they can fall off and onto your bed, hair, face or whatever it is. 

this is it this is your scariest post 

Cockroaches lay eggs in your ears

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• 3 Apr 2015
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sanfransokyostreets:

guiltyhipster:

i-cant-think-of-any-cool-urls:

Don’t lie one of the best things in this damn film was how Fred’s butler literally couldn’t give less of a fuck about anything

Tied up? Run around by a girl in a super suit? Whatever.

Marshmallow man wants a bro fist? Makes the weirdest frickin noise? No shits given.

Fred’s butler fandom 

Fred’s dad has been a super hero for how long? Heathcliffe has had more than enough time to get used to all this super bullshit.

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• 31 Mar 2015
• 134504

piercethealltimesleepingveil:

hollowman83:

okaymad:

if you’re ever sad look at this

or this

instead of being mad at someone watch stitch cuddle with a pillow

shhhh don’t cry look at stitch !!!

NO SADNESS !!! NO NO !! STITCH !!

stitch doesn’t want u to be sad !!

pls don’t be sad

PLS 

stitch loves you stay safe 

piercethealltimesleepingveil

SSSSTTTTIIIITTTTCCCCHHHHH

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• 31 Mar 2015
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